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Monday, 28 April 2008

  • Alive and Well on Planet Xanga

    Planet Date 1300804.29
    CPT. ETK9

    This veteran explorer and crew has weathered the distance of space well, with the valued assistance of his co-CPT. Bre, considering the loss of the youngest one of the crew, the transfer of another cadet to the vessel A-LI-YA with a different course. The transport forward of one crew to academy status and the ongoing medical maladies of another cadet , stricken with anti-andrainoticcourse dysfunction, having to have injections of bar biotic compounds, we pray for his condition every day. These voyages would be extremely difficult without the guiding knowledge and hand of the TRI-Masters. We must always lower our eyes, our head, our knees, and raise our hands in praise to the power of the creator. For we have been given the mission of training and caring for the broken and unwanted. Our job is never really completed so I must leave to carry forth.

Friday, 18 April 2008

Sunday, 07 May 2006

  • Are we there yet???????

        Alive in the Xanga world all we do is
    try to find people and they are not there. 

    Thought you would like a story.

       Brownies ............ by David Kirkwood
     
    Some years ago when I was a pastor, I walked into my church office after a Sunday morning service to find a sandwich bag on my desk containing three chocolate brownies.  Some thoughtful and anonymous saint who knew my love for chocolate had placed them there, along with a piece of paper that had a short story written on it.  I immediately sat down and began eating the first brownie as I read the following story:
     
     
    Two teenagers asked their father if they could go the theater to watch a movie that all their friends had seen.  After reading some reviews about the movie on the internet, he denied their request.
     
    "Aw dad, why not?" they complained.  "It's rated PG-13, and we're both older than thirteen!"
     
    Dad replied: "Because that movie contains nudity and portrays immorality, which is something that God hates, as being normal and acceptable behavior."
     
    "But dad, those are just very small parts of the movie!  That's what our friends who've seen it have told us.  The movie is two hours long and those scenes are just a few minutes of the total film!  It's based on a true story, and good triumphs over evil, and there are other redeeming themes like courage and self-sacrifice.  Even the Christian movie review websites say that!"
     
    "My answer is 'no,' and that is my final answer.  You are welcome to stay home tonight, invite some of your friends over, and watch one of the good videos we have in our home collection.  But you will not go and watch that film.  End of discussion."
     
    The two teenagers walked dejectedly into the family room and slumped down on the couch.  As they sulked, they were surprised to hear the sounds of their father preparing something in the kitchen.  They soon recognized the wonderful aroma of brownies baking in the oven, and one of the teenagers said to the other, "Dad must be feeling guilty, and now he's going to try to make it up to us with some fresh brownies.  Maybe we can soften him with lots of praise when he brings them out to us and persuade him to let us go to that movie after all."
     
    About that time I began eating the second brownie from the sandwich bag and wondered if there was some connection to the brownies I was eating and the brownies in the story.  I kept reading...
     
    The teens were not disappointed.  Soon their father appeared with a plate of warm brownies which he offered to his kids.  They each took one.
    Then their father said, "Before you eat, I want to tell you something: I love you both so much."
     
    The teenagers smiled at each other with knowing glances.  Dad was softening.
     
    "That is why I've made these brownies with the very best ingredients. I've made them from scratch.  Most of the ingredients are even organic. The best organic flour.  The best free-range eggs.  The best organic sugar. Premium vanilla and chocolate."
     
    The brownies looked mouth-watering, and the teens began to become a little impatient with their dad's long speech.
     
    "But I want to be perfectly honest with you.  There is one ingredient I added that is not usually found in brownies.  I got that ingredient from our own back yard.  But you needn't worry, because I only added the tiniest bit of that ingredient to your brownies.  The amount of the portion is practically insignificant.  So go ahead, take a bite and let me know what you think."
     
    "Dad, would you mind telling us what that mystery ingredient is before we eat?"
     
    "Why?  The portion I added was so small.  Just a teaspoonful.  You won't even taste it."
    "Come on, dad, just tell us what that ingredient is."
     
    "Don't worry!  It is organic, just like the other ingredients."
     
    "Dad!"
     
    "Well, OK, if you insist.  That secret ingredient is organic...dog poop."
     
    I immediately stopped chewing that second brownie and I spit it out into the waste basket by my desk.  I continued reading, now fearful of the paragraphs that still remained.
     
    Both teens instantly dropped their brownies back on the plate and began inspecting their fingers with horror.
    "DAD!  Why did you do that?  You've tortured us by making us smell those brownies cooking for the last half hour, and now you tell us that you added dog poop!  We can't eat these brownies!"
     
    "Why not?  The amount of dog poop is very small compared to the rest of the ingredients.  It won't hurt you.  It's been cooked right along with the other ingredients.  You won't even taste it.  It has the same consistency as the brownies.  Go ahead and eat!"
     
    "No, Dad...NEVER!"
     
    "And that is the same reason I won't allow you to go watch that movie. You won't tolerate a little dog poop in your brownies, so why should you tolerate a little immorality in your movies?  We pray that God will not lead us unto temptation, so how can we in good conscience entertain ourselves with something that will imprint a sinful image in our minds that will lead us int o temptation long after we first see it?
     
    I discarded what remained of the second brownie as well as the entire untouched third brownie.  What had been irresistible a minute ago had become detestable.  And only because of the very slim chance that what I was eating was slightly polluted.  (Surely it wasn't...but I couldn't convince myself.)
     
    What a good lesson about purity!  Why do we tolerate any sin?  On the day of the Passover, the Israelites were commanded to remove every bit of leaven from their homes.  Sin is like leaven - a little bit leavens the whole lump (1 Cor.  5:6).  Jesus, "our Passover" (1 Cor.  5:7), and sin, don't mix.






Monday, 03 April 2006

  • Can you hear me now!!! Can you hear me now!!! Well I quess this thing is still working since everyone has left for "MY Space" . I wonder if all the kids left so they could talk to their other friends on the other blogs, it was nice to see people sharing and talking about God. I just dont understand, but I'm not supposed to, all things are not as they seem. May God bless all and I hope to see some more posts from the Berean gang soon.

    Here is example of things not as they seem

    Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this, especially all of the ladies who bake for church events...

    Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church Ladies' Group in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after running through cabinets, she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while drying her hair and dressing and helping her son pack up for Scout camp.

    When Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured..She said, "Oh dear, there is no time to bake another cake."

    This cake was so important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church, and in her new community of friends. So, being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.

    Alice found it in the bathroom-- a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and then covered it with icing. Not only did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect.

    Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head for work, Alice woke her daughter and gave her some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the moment it opened at 9.30, and to buy the cake and bring it home.

    When the Daughter arrived at the sale, she found the attractive, perfect cake had already been sold..Amanda grabbed her cell phone and called her mom. Alice was horrified, she was beside herself. Everyone would know, what would they think? She would be ostracized, talked about, ridiculed. All night Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people pointing their fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.

    The next day, Alice promised herself that she would try not to think about the cake and she would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a friend, and try to have a good time. Alice did not really want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than once had looked down her nose at the fact that Alice was a single parent and not from the founding families of Tuscaloosa, but having already RSVP'd. She could not think of a believable excuse to stay home.

    The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper crust old South...and to Alice's horror, the CAKE in question was presented for dessert. Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake, she started out of her chair to tell the hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, "what a beautiful cake!" Alice, still stunned, sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say, "Thank you, I baked it myself." Alice smiled and thought to herself, "GOD is good."


Tuesday, 21 March 2006

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